When you think you’re fucked,
you are only 45% fucked.
*There’s hope, but you’re still fucked.
We fix your business fuck-ups
We all fuck up. It’s fine.
But only some know how to fix it.
Your fuck-ups will show in the consequences; bleeding money, employees leaving left and right, staggering sales… Every night you wake up drenched in sweat, you can’t seem to figure out what’s happening.
We thrive when we can dive deep in chaos and complex problems. We love figuring out the exact rootcauses and make it all visual and transparant. And then we fix it. Or we leave that up to someone else.
What is your issue?
Finances
Negative cash flow. Loss-making. Fucked up book keeping. No idea what’s going on with your finances.
Product/Service
Staggering sales. Low conversion. Long onboarding processes. Heaps of customer success people or support tickets.
People
Talent is leaving. Inability to attract talent. Fucked up team dynamics. Low performance.
Operations/Supply Chain
No clarity in you product portfolio. Obsolete stock. Too much waste. Machines not producing optimally.
We deliver
We are in it for the money. And we deliver results.
Saved 150k/y
by uncovering and fixing the most chaotic & difficult customer support processes
Increased revenue to 1M
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Turned cashflow positive
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The perfect duo for the job
Different experience & strengths
Same values & work principles
Judith Straetemans
Product/Program Manager
@ Vooruit, Stripe, Addapp
Market-facing
User & Market Research
Marketing
Product Management
Virtual focus: Technology
Medical Tech
Fin Tech
Data, CRM, ERP
Peter Van Esbroeck
CEO
@ Nedzink, Botha, Sika
Business-facing
General Management
Teans & HR
Finances
Physical focus: Production
Construction materials
Raw materials
Manufacturing
Our values look better than our hair
- Very direct – And when we say “very”, we mean it. We don’t care about the form, we tell you the harsh truths fast. If others had done so, you wouldn’t be in this mess.
- Transparency – We will bring all our experience and reveal everything, we need you to do so too.
- We’re in it for the money – We’re expensive because we’re experts and are relentless; we don’t stop until something is fixed. This means we don’t stop until you have return on investment. If money is a gross thing for you, we’re not the right match.
- We bring humor. Please have some.
How does this work?
1. Meet
We grab dinner.
Get an honest outside view.
- 1 dinner
- You tell your story unfiltered.
- We provide honest feedback based on our experience. Through our questions you’ll have pointers what we’d do next
2. Investigate
Complete audit of your org.
Get clear insight into the rootcauses.
- We finecomb through your internal data; finances, compliancy.
- We talk to your team
- We investigate the market; talk your customers, do customer support, do market research, talk to competition..
3. Fix
We fix some or all of your shit.
Healthy business & team.
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What’s next?
Let’s grab dinner.
What’s in it for you? You get an unbiased, honest ouside view, based on our experience. You expand your network. You had dinner.
What’s in it for us? We can assess if we’re the right people for the job. We learn interesting usecases. We got dinner.
No time to waste; schedule it immediately;